Top 10 Reasons Why Daddy is Showing Signs of Aging!
10. A brunch birthday gathering with friends sounds more alluring than a late night out indulging in Irish Car Bombs.
9. Getting up to pee at 4am is now a nightly occurence.
8. Nights of going to bed at midnight are a thing of the past. He now must report to bed at 9pm sharp or else he's a cranky fella come sunrise.
7. He's loaded after 2 beers. Like a giggly school girl after 4.
6. He used to be oh so tres chic when he listened to KFOG. Now it's classical 102.1 that floats his boat.
5. The thought of having more children at his age gives him heart palpatations and loose stool.
4. When it's all said and done with, date night can easily be wrapped up by 9pm.
3. The gray hairs in his goatee are beginning to rapidly replicate. The hairs on his back...not so pretty.
2. His retirement account seems to be his most favorite topic of conversation.
1. The guy is capable of napping more than Sophie and I combined!
2 comments:
Very well done.
PLEASE DON'T do a top 10 for me - - I've begun to have bad dreams, NO, nightmares of what you might think up.
hilarious!!! happy belated bday big guy!
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