RIP
Fatty mcFattleton
September 2010 - August 6th, 2013

Today we mourn the passing of our beloved gentle giant, Fatty. He was born into the world as Rainbow Stripped Flower but then filed for a name change to Salt Water sometime during his first year of life. It wasn't until he grew to be ten times his original size that he took on the name Fatty. He was born into the world as a ten cent carnival fish but up until his untimely death, he was known to all that knew him as the king of the tank. For part of his short life, he took up residence in the homes of both Mel Evans and Ruth Walker. They played a pivotal role in shaping him into the giant that he was. We can only assume it was there that he was fed chicken nuggets by the fistful. He joins his three unnamed sisters in heaven who quietly passed away yesterday. His cause of death can most likely be attributed to an electrical malfunction due to a small child known by the name of Sophie. He will be laid to rest today at an undisclosed location. In lieu of flowers, please consider adopting the last remaining fish in tank, the pleucostamus. He's a great little algae sucker.