1) When attempting to overcome an irrational fear of great white sharks, the best approach is to just say a prayer, hop on the surfboard and start paddling like mad.
2) Forgetting that you're still wearing your new sunglasses is a major no no. They were swept away with the first wave.
3) The best cure for a hangover is salt water but not necessarily salt water up your nose.
4) Proper attire is a must. A rash guard would prevent the girls from unexpectedly popping out. Not what you really want to occur when it's your brother in-law who is giving you the surf lesson.
5) Falling off the board in 2 inches of water will cause severe leg damage.
6) 45 minutes of surfing is utterly exhausting. It will take 3 days for mama's biceps to recover. And a week to get rid of the swimmers ear situation that is going on.
7) Mama is not what she used to be but regardless, she will continue to act like she knows what she's doing on a surfboard.
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